Jonah is back from Colombia.

Jessica: Are you back?!
Jonah Bayer Dot Org: landed last night. got stuck there an extra night.
Jonah Bayer Dot Org: so glad to be back in america
Jonah Bayer Dot Org: I seriously almost died
Jonah Bayer Dot Org: via machete
Jonah Bayer Dot Org: you gotta hear about this trip
Jessica: I knew you almost died
Jessica: I knew that before you left
Jonah Bayer Dot Org: hahahahaha
Jonah Bayer Dot Org: everyone did but me apparently

Payback.