
Dear Jessica,
I know you want the four uno uno on Parker Posey and I. I don't think I should tell you, bro. Like, if we're broken up now here a couple years in the future or still together - again, info I can't let you know. But I can tell you that she has a very nice bottom. Oh, and she says lots of words that I don't get, but it's kinda cute. We were set up together on a blind date, and when she saw me sitting there with a single rose, I think she said, "Are you serious?" - but then she laughed cuz it was a funny joke!!! Right?
N-E-WAY, that's all I have to say about that.
Regards,
Keanu
PS I finally got emails down, how do you use google?